Two days ago I took my wife, my three year old son, my one year old son and my two year old grandson to an amusement park. Here’s what I learned:
The only thing worse than schlepping around a 4 seater stroller all day is wishing you had. When in doubt, schlepp.
People really spend too much time texting. Live in the now, people.
My kids are better looking than everyone else’s kids.
If you’re a four hundred fifty pound fat guy, do not, I repeat, DO NOT wear a T shirt that is nearly identical to the color of your skin as from thirty yards away this will make you look like a topless four hundred fifty pound fat guy. No one wants that at the amusement park.
It was a fun day. DD