I’m a husband of one and father of seven. Our eldest child, Chelsea, is married and lives in Virginia. At home are our six sons, ages 11, 10, 9, 6, 5 and 2. Five of them are in school. I have a home office.
TODAY WAS A SNOW DAY. All six boys are home. I’m typing this while the boys are having a snack or, as my wife and I call it, “a tiny window of quiet”.
Today I had plans to get much accomplished.
Pages to read. Calls to make. Emails to send. Errands to run.
Nope. Not today.
Today I’ve been given other opportunities. The opportunity to get ticked off. The opportunity to get cranky because I can’t get stuff done!
Nope. Not today.
Instead … I lead the kids in a little house cleaning. Hung out. Took a day that borders on Christmas to them — I mean, it’s not just a two hour day, it’s an ENTIRE DAY WITHOUT SCHOOOOOOOOL — and made it special just by getting a little more hangout time with Dad. Spent time with the Mrs.
Life and business are full of snow days, with and without actual snow. Snow days can be flight delays, surprise visits, computer crashes, etc. All are snow days. Don’t let them seize you. Seize them. Play the ball as it lies and go with it and don’t waste time getting ticked about what coulda, woulda, shoulda been. Work with what’s there.
Gotta go. The tiny window of quiet is closing.
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“Thanks so much for a tremendousperformance, Doc!”
Talent Booker, The Late Late Show with James Corden
On January 27, 2017 I shot a performance for The Late Late Show with James Corden. It aired the night of February 2 (actually 12:37 am February 3). Here’s how it all went down.
“I get by with a little help from my friends.” The Beatles
A few months back one of my favorite show biz buddies appeared on The Late Late Show with James Corden. After the show airs, he suggests I submit a few videos to the show for the segment.
The show segment is called Stage 56 Bar Tricks. Four different performers come on and perform feats ranging from challenging juggling, balancing or just plain silliness. I noticed that no one has done an actual magic trick for the show — plenty of juggling stuff, but not magic.
So I send in my first submission: a video of me tossing 3 separate pretzels at each other making them link in mid air. Cool trick. And I wait to hear from the booker at CBS …
Now I realize it’s probably because they were not filming the segment yet, much like nobody buys Christmas trees in July, so I send another clip a few weeks later. In this submission, I spread a deck of cards on the back of my right hand and forearm, then flicked my right arm up, causing the cards to fly in the air, and I catch the cards with my right hand without dropping a single one.
Oh, and one more thing. Before I did this I soaked the cards with lighter fluid and lit them on fire.
I email this to clip to the show booker and got a response the same day.
January 20: I get the email
On January 20 I get an email from the show asking me if I’m available to tape on Friday January 27th to do …the pretzel trick. I thought the fire trick would be their first choice, but it’s their show. So I’m booked!
January 27: The day of the taping
“Pro wrestling isn’t the only fake competition on TV.” Common sense
The show guests were Bill Paxton and Mindy Kaling, plus surprise guest …Queen. Yes, I will now be able to tell my grandkids “Queen was my opening act on national TV”. They won’t believe me either.
In the Bar Tricks segment, four people are brought on to perform their trick or stunt. One of them is “voted off” the show and escorted off by actors dressed like night club bouncers. It’s a hilarious exit and is part of the funny of the segment. Is it a real competition? No. My friend, Mark Hayward, who is a world champion yoyo guy, was escorted off when he was on the show. All performers on this segment go into it with that knowledge and realize that if they’re are the one escorted off, it’s an opportunity for more funny.
When I arrived and met the other three talented performers — 2 jugglers and a strong woman who would bend a frying pan with her bare hands — I knew I was going to be escorted off. Why? Juggling and strength exhibitions climax with “Look what they did!” Magic, at least in this very brief context, ends with a “How in the @#$ did he do that?” In the 60 or so seconds allowed for each performer that difference alone made me the logical choice. Again, it’s not a real competition and if I’m not a pro and play along, the show suffers.
We go through a couple of rehearsals. Everyone does well. James Corden is friendly and likable behind the scenes as he is on the show. The crew are not only total pros, but totally friendly pros, particularly, the show booker. I can’t imagine how many plates this guy has to spin, but he keeps them all spinning while at the same time making everybody feel like a million bucks.
The four of us are escorted to the studio and marched out one at a time to do our thing. I was second. Here’s the clip, starting with Corden’s segment introduction and with all four performers. Thanks for watching! And if you need someone to do magic with pretzels (or anything else for that matter), you know where to reach me.
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I have five handsome healthy sons and a beautiful healthy daughter.
I have a cute healthy grandson.
I have the awesome Smokin’ Hot Wife.
I am paid to travel and perform all over the country, seeing things like this …
Fremont Street, Las Vegas
And this …
Longaberger Basket HQ
And of course, this …
A standing ovation near Houston, TX.
And all of this is made possible, not to mention paid for, by the wonderful people that host my shows at their meetings, specials events, trade shows and clubs.
Not as much as I love my kids or my wife. No, but this love is way more clingy. If I don’t take a few minutes to drink some every morning and throughout the work day, bad things happen.
My wife is the same way. For those mornings when I’m not on the road, one of the first things I do is bring my wife her coffee in bed. Then she says, “I love you.”
I spend a lot of time in a car and on planes, so I like to get the details right. One of those is having the perfect travel mug. No leaking tolerated. No cold coffee after 30 minutes tolerated. With this in mind, here’s my suggestion to make your coffee love life better.
Two days ago I took my wife, my three year old son, my one year old son and my two year old grandson to an amusement park. Here’s what I learned:
The only thing worse than schlepping around a 4 seater stroller all day is wishing you had. When in doubt, schlepp.
People really spend too much time texting. Live in the now, people.
My kids are better looking than everyone else’s kids.
If you’re a four hundred fifty pound fat guy, do not, I repeat, DO NOT wear a T shirt that is nearly identical to the color of your skin as from thirty yards away this will make you look like a topless four hundred fifty pound fat guy. No one wants that at the amusement park.